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1.27.2009

wasn't made by a man

Have you ever…(?)

-co-opted toilet paper from a public washroom as a temporary measure

-planned a vacation around your period

-avoided white pants for that one 'special' week of the month

-done a supplies hand-off with a girlfriend while the dates weren't looking

-cautiously tucked the telltale string into your bikini

-accidentally pulled a mystery object from your purse in front of a curious male audience

-scuttled to the washroom to survey the leak damage after a sudden 'surge'

-clogged your toilet with "flushable" feminine products

-left a party with a jacket tied around your waist...?


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Now, are you wondering what I pasted up there?

Its the newest REVOLUTION IN PERIODS... The Diva.Cup

When I was chatting online with a friend earlier , she asked me "have you ever heard of the Diva.Cup?" of course I hadn't but clicked over to search this new item of interest and was DISGUSTED!!

To be blunt...its a 12 hour blood collection cup for your "special week". It is held in place by your vagina muscles and can be worn up to 12 hours.You can remove it , dump it out , rinse it off and reuse it.

I know I am not regularly riding the crimson wave , but nevertheless , this is gross and even if I had a regular week, I would not be using this product.

Man, I hope they contact me to review it!!

2 left a comment:

loren said...

Ohmygod where's the link to this thing?!? Hahahaha... I, too, have "scuttled" to the bathroom because I felt a little extra squish, lmao!

Tanna's Triplets said...

HAHA, that is great. I have lived through every scenario you listed. I am with you on the cup. AND what happens if your vaginal muscles aren't very toned. Does it just slip out???