Where's that goddam thread?

For the past few days I have had that feeling like there was a thread on me. I would be walking along and feel it , look down and nothing. Be driving feel the thread, run my hand over my pant leg and still nothing. I was convinced I was loosing my mind and it was a big thread conspiracy.

That was until I was wearing some crop pants around the house the other day... I went to take out the trash and felt the fucking thread on my leg and decided to ask my hub to find it and cut it off. Well, when he went to find said thread he says "ummm, how long has this thread been bugging you?" I reply well for a few days now, he then says " I can fix it ,but I need a razor".

That's right I have gone so long without shaving my legs.....4 months and 5 days to be exact, that my leg hair now felt like threads on my legs!

So when I finally shaved my legs I noticed they were not as tan as I thought , they felt like they did when I shaved them for the first time at 12 years old, and when I told my hub to feel them afterward he says" that's the way they should feel!".