Cougar and Kicker

A few minutes ago I heard a knock at the door.....
the boy ran to see who it was and it was Cougar*. I was told about Cougar a few days ago, the boy went on and on about how cougar requested a set change on the bus, read magazines on the bus with him and so on.

Yesterday I was told to purchase a gift for Cougar, seeing as how the whole v-day is quickly approaching. I refused and explained I was not going to purchase a v-day gift for Cougar, the boy would simply give Cougar a card and be done.

Back to the knock on the door, it was Cougar and Kicker*, they have come to see if the boy can come out.I am very protective of my boy and prefer he not play out front as we live near a busyish road. Needless to say he is out side now playing and having a blast.

Would you like to know who Cougar and Kicker are?????

12 year old girls! my son is 8 and 12 year old girls are clawing for his attention, Kicker actually said to me this morning " did you know boy has a girlfriend ? and she's in the 5th grade? and 12?" yummmm yes, no and no!!!

I going to have a heart attack

* names changed since I thought they were much more fitting

P.S kicker loves to kick my son!