Lost

Dear Sweet Pretty Cellphone,

Where are you? Did I make you mad last week? Was it because I was sick and unable to use you for a few days? Why did you leave me? I thought we had an understanding? You know I would never abandon you! I was going to turn you off for a while and give you a much deserved charge , then realized you were gone! Please come back I need to make some long distance calls to my bitch and I'm just lost without you !

Waiting patiently for your return

Love,
me