Never the right Time

What is it about being in the shower ?

What I mean by that is EVERYTHING THAT COULD HAPPEN WILL!

For instance.....

I missed a very important phone call ( actually 2)
The door bell rang( and any other time it is silent)
I missed a big wind storm
It snowed
Bush was impeached

Well the last two aren't real but a girl can dream right?

I guess it isn't that much to happen but it all seemed super annoying!

The calls were from my best bitch ( who I called back and got no answer) and the boys school ( calling about nothing important except the fact that his old school still has not transferred his shot records ).

The wind storm came and went very quickly, but broke many innocent trees in the short time it was around, which I just love to watch trees break ( totally kidding but I do like wind storms )

The door bell was the mail lady leaving me a certified letter notice (queue dramatic sounds). I made it to the door before she left and stood there in the doorway, dripping wet with a towel covering my fat ass just to have her hand me a letter from the I.R.S, I shoulda kept showering.

So I have had an uneventful day to say the least because all the good shit happened while I was in the shower. BORING