when all else fails

I can take the advice of my lone reader "If all else fails, blog about your breasts or your children's bowel movements".

So I will start there.....

About 2 years ago I had a breast cancer scare. I was sitting on my couch one night before my 28th birthday and noticed that my shirt had a spot of bloody fluid on it, I went in to inspect the problem and realized it was my left breast leaking bloody yuck. I made an appointment to get a "tit squeeze" and it was a very scary time in my life, the moment you see the face of the person doing your mammogram change you know its not good. The doctor came in and said they needed to do an ultra sound right away and I flew into a panic, they had found a mass but it was well hidden deep under my nipple, they would need to take it out ,but were not sure what it was going to be. Once I had the surgery I was left with a scar around my nipple and it has made me very aware of my breasts, this scar mocks me and I hate to see it but am grateful that I still have a breast to scar and I was cancer free and all is well. Lately I look at my boobs and notice how much they sag and I have been able to get they positioned so that my nipples disappear and it is freaky , its like looking and alien boobs " all tit no nipple" really weird ( trust me ) anyways I am not really sure where I am going with this whole post , but, want anyone with breast to make sure you look at them and squeeze them often, be aware of your boobs and if you haven't already , go get them squeezed by a doctor.