Crossroad Puzzle

I swear ! When it comes to people and giving directions I wish I owned a gun!!!

I went to Tucson this afternoon to pick up my sil and was given the worst,I mean worst directions EVER!

I was instructed to get off at this exit ( I did ), then told to turn right( I did) , then told oh! no! wait go back and go straight( I did) , I mean oh shit! wait go back to the frontage road and go straight( I did) now turn left(I did) now go straight a FEW blocks and meet us at Circle (k)...........................................................................................................................................

( the dots are miles and miles of street I drove looking for a damn street that never came)

I called and said '"am I supposed to be driving to the mountain?" the reply "where are you ? OH! NO! turn around and go west back near the freeway "( are you fucking kidding me ) all the while I keep saying" what are the cross roads? cross roads CROSSROADS??? for the love of God tell me the 2 streets that meet!!!"

After 45 minutes of trying to get to where I was supposed to be, I met up with my sil, only to find out that the last time I said where I was, I was 1 (one) block away from the store!!!!!!

I was pissed , I never get lost ,I always know where I'm going and which direction I'm facing ( except when I'm in Va). I was about to go postal on the poor sorry ass who gave me the directions from hell! When his wife says "I'm so sorry he was yelling at me and making me so nervous I was giving you bad directions".

The best part is this asshole had the NERVE to tell me I need to practice my Spanish this way there would have been no confusion! Oh no no no no my Bratha! You my man need to speaky E-N-G-L-I-S-H , I have no problems saying this because I'm proud to be married to a man who spoke not a word of English when we met and he is fluent in the shit now.

The End