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1.13.2008

Barf

So I did it. ( 'it' meaning stepped on a scale today)

As soon as I did I thought about Lard Ass.



I feel so gross about what the scale told me today, it was like it screamed at me to "stop eating shit and be smart".

Just as fast as I stepped on/off , I screamed out ( in front of my 80 yr old Grandad and the hub) "fuck that scale!", they were both shocked ( neither one knew I was weighing myself ) and busted out in laughter.

Not so funny! But, I can see why they would laugh I weigh as much as a full grown BULL! Well, not really but when you pass the point that I passed in pounds you feel like it anyway.

Aghhh, gonna go to bed and pray about all this.

I'm gonna put an ad in the paper

WANTED: Work out buddy
Requirements: Must be chubby
Must like gossip

5 left a comment:

loren said...

the old ladies barfind on the old guys in antler hats was enough for me! OMG!

I'd be your workout buddy (I like gossip) but you need to send me a video phone, otherwise the only thing you'd hear over your end was huffing and puffing. At least with the video I could signal.

loren said...

oops: "barfing"

Dana - W for Whatever said...

This is what google says:
"A fully grown bull is about 1.1 metres/just over 3½ feet tall (at the shoulder). A mature ( 3 year old) bull can weigh up to 450 kgs. Cows can weigh up to 420 kgs at 3 years, but more typically average 320kg/705 lbs. Cows are about a metre high at the shoulder."

I doubt it's as serious as all that :-)

Poor Grandpa's probably never gonna recover though :-)

Undomestic Goddess said...

Dana~

No, I am not 700+ lbs but I still feel like it, and Gramps just laughed ( he used to be in the service he has been around worse words than that) it was so funny to see his face though :)

Loren~

Just as soon as I can get my money printer up and running I will have your video phone shipped

My name is Tammie said...

Oh I love gossip and my scale is a big FAT liar. It also hasn't heard that weekends are calorie free. I hate it.