So I did it. ( 'it' meaning stepped on a scale today)
As soon as I did I thought about Lard Ass.
I feel so gross about what the scale told me today, it was like it screamed at me to "stop eating shit and be smart".
Just as fast as I stepped on/off , I screamed out ( in front of my 80 yr old Grandad and the hub) "fuck that scale!", they were both shocked ( neither one knew I was weighing myself ) and busted out in laughter.
Not so funny! But, I can see why they would laugh I weigh as much as a full grown BULL! Well, not really but when you pass the point that I passed in pounds you feel like it anyway.
Aghhh, gonna go to bed and pray about all this.
I'm gonna put an ad in the paper
WANTED: Work out buddy
Requirements: Must be chubby
Must like gossip
1.13.2008
Barf
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the old ladies barfind on the old guys in antler hats was enough for me! OMG!
I'd be your workout buddy (I like gossip) but you need to send me a video phone, otherwise the only thing you'd hear over your end was huffing and puffing. At least with the video I could signal.
oops: "barfing"
This is what google says:
"A fully grown bull is about 1.1 metres/just over 3½ feet tall (at the shoulder). A mature ( 3 year old) bull can weigh up to 450 kgs. Cows can weigh up to 420 kgs at 3 years, but more typically average 320kg/705 lbs. Cows are about a metre high at the shoulder."
I doubt it's as serious as all that :-)
Poor Grandpa's probably never gonna recover though :-)
Dana~
No, I am not 700+ lbs but I still feel like it, and Gramps just laughed ( he used to be in the service he has been around worse words than that) it was so funny to see his face though :)
Loren~
Just as soon as I can get my money printer up and running I will have your video phone shipped
Oh I love gossip and my scale is a big FAT liar. It also hasn't heard that weekends are calorie free. I hate it.
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